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A piece I did for my better half
It's 2011 in a college dining hall.Two students are eating and talking.
Will: "I had this crazy beer commercial dream.
First there was this guy mountain biking with a beer and he yells 'biking beer!' Then someone else catching a frisbee, pulling up a can and saying: 'frisbee beer.'
Yeah and there were more and more. Study beer, shower beer, dinner beer...
Then this giant dude slams down a beer can on a bar and yells 'WHEN YOU JUST WANT A BEER, CHOOSE -'
And then I woke up. Wouldn't it be crazy to come up with commercials like that? If that was a real job?
....George?"
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